This is how you exercise like a boss. By biking around town in a laying down position. Is that not great to even think about? All you are moving are your legs and you are laying plat as if you are in bed. Well, not really but you get the point. For you to be able to do that, you need to by one of those recumbent bicycles.
This is what you basically know as exceeding on easy mode. Or maybe it could also be the level one of the whole things. Because it would certainly ease your way into the whole thing before it gets Dark Souls level of difficulty. Because BOY is it ever hard to actually want to work out.
You have to move so much and we get that that is basically the point but jeez. We want a healthier and thinner body like the nest lazy person but why did it have to be done in a really difficult way? But then again that is life for you. Nothing is ever easy and if you want something, you have to suffer for it first.
And that is not even a guarantee that you would even get the end result. Because like just likes to mess with us and make us suffer even more, and we know there really is a light at the end of the tunnel no matter how far it is, but sometimes all the light is just a sparkly looking broken glass someone else left.
What are we trying to get at by saying that? We are saying that sometimes it is not even worth working for it because it does not work out. And even if we force it to work it will only end in us being miserable. So why not just take it easy and not work on it too hard like it was a life or death situation.
And as bad as this sounds, even we cannot get rid of death so why bother trying, really? We are nihilists by saying this? Probably but who really care. We are still right and if you want to prolong the inevitable then go ahead. Exercise and work out, make yourself as healthy as possible.
If it makes you happy then, of course, go for it. We all really are just distracting ourselves about our impending deaths. Right? We live for s short time and some even shorter than most. We try to forget that by doing all these things like working, entertaining, having fun and being happy.
Take note that all these are distractions. And maybe we also are trying to make it easy for the ones after us when we die. For the younger generations but all of it is just going to end in us dying anyway.
Someday, there will be none of us left. Be it a hundred years from now or even a billion or maybe tomorrow we are all actually destined to die. After all, we are just humans. And humans die no matter what.